Welcome to the Lion’s Den

Choose your fate:

LiteCub
Free

FanCub
$4.99
Every month

As a member, you'll gain access to exclusive opportunities, content, and unimportant garbage, all while directly and nobly supporting the artist (me).


✓ Access to limited, exclusive merch unavailable to the public
✓ Live Q&As and readings of your poetry submissions
✓ Bloggy shitposts
✓ Personal, intrusive, and highly-doxxable photos and videos
AngelCub
$249.99
One time
$84.99
For 3 months

This is for the day-ones, the ride-or-dies, and ultimately those who want to support the artist (me) in a major way and have the financial means to do so (which I don't take lightly). Consider this an investment in the future of Leo XIV.


✓ Lifetime FanCub membership
✓ Your name on the Wall of Infamy (a real thing I'll create)
✓ Eternal redemption (probably)